The year has come to an end. There were some good times, some bad times, and LOTS of shit shows, but in the end it was all worth it. So goodbye Third North and all. It was fun being the object of all your love/hate.
So have an amazing summer knowing that all your "wtf did I do last night" moments won't end up in the GD...but make sure to save some of that hot mess for next year.
Peace, Love, and lots of Booze,
The Grape Dutchess & Co.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The Goon Squad Gets off Easy
Today a Judge decided the fate of Third North's gaggle of goons (along with one Brittany gay) in regards to their fake ID court summons. Each was slapped with a minor fine and learned an important lesson about crime in New York: You can totally get away with this shit!
This crew seems to be into pushing their limits, including heavy drinking on a Sunday. Two ambiguously Asian crew members and a heartbreaking nerd were seen stumbling home from a Soho loft party to their respective dorms at around four Monday morning. Two c-yard staples who remained south of Houston decided to continue their school night shitshow by picking up some boys. Both the MK idolizer and the lesbionic party girl woke up on Monday next to male party-goers. Both were also unsure of the previous nights events, as well as the names of their hook-ups. Way to keep it classy, ladies.
Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess
This crew seems to be into pushing their limits, including heavy drinking on a Sunday. Two ambiguously Asian crew members and a heartbreaking nerd were seen stumbling home from a Soho loft party to their respective dorms at around four Monday morning. Two c-yard staples who remained south of Houston decided to continue their school night shitshow by picking up some boys. Both the MK idolizer and the lesbionic party girl woke up on Monday next to male party-goers. Both were also unsure of the previous nights events, as well as the names of their hook-ups. Way to keep it classy, ladies.
Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Happy Birthday Baby
This past week, two of our very own hottest and hippest Third Northers celebrated their 19th birthdays and in true 3N fashion, partied like rock stars all week long. First came JO, the droopy-eyed lanky-limbed music man from LA, who celebrated his bday last Tuesday with a nice dinner at a hip 2nd avenue Indian restaurant. Among the many friends that attended were JO's current love interest (an unidentified freshwoman) and also his ex-gf from out of town. Apparently, there was a bit of an obvious rift between the two chicas the entire time, creating somewhat of an awkward situation for JO. No shocker here though. This lady-loving scenester must be used to it by now after all his womanizing. In fact, he was recently confronted by yet another girl, a SoTo brunette and female friend of his who proclaimed him as her secret crush. Rumor has it she was crushed when he insisted they stay just friends.
Two days later came the birthday of our fave EaTo diva and blonde banged fashionista. This hot Gall scholar celebrated by boozing and cruising all afternoon (and skipping out on classes) then hitting up the hot drag queen club Lips where she danced the night away. The celebration continued with a day-long party at Central Park on Saturday where several of her close friends gathered for some innocent outdoors partying and, as we've heard, lots of drinking, blazing, pinata-ing, and Red Rover. Happy birthday girl. Sounds like fun.
Speaking of bdays, here's some random celebrity trivia: Which bootyshaking celeb shares her birthday with our very own (aforementioned) Fash Floor blondie? Hint: she's almost as big a dutchess as GD.
Click here to find out.
Hope all your birthday wishes come true,
supercut cracKhouse
Gossip Gay
alice rabbit
THIS JUST IN: Another bday bash this past weekend for a certain SoTo Shy Guy was apparently so hopping it got shut down by a couple of angry RA's. Though their judicial notices have yet to be sent out, our own experiences tell us they'll most likely be sentenced to a few Informative Choices workshops which, although long and boring and a bit uncomfortable, are actually quite Informative. Let's face it. We could all use some help making better Choices.
Two days later came the birthday of our fave EaTo diva and blonde banged fashionista. This hot Gall scholar celebrated by boozing and cruising all afternoon (and skipping out on classes) then hitting up the hot drag queen club Lips where she danced the night away. The celebration continued with a day-long party at Central Park on Saturday where several of her close friends gathered for some innocent outdoors partying and, as we've heard, lots of drinking, blazing, pinata-ing, and Red Rover. Happy birthday girl. Sounds like fun.
Speaking of bdays, here's some random celebrity trivia: Which bootyshaking celeb shares her birthday with our very own (aforementioned) Fash Floor blondie? Hint: she's almost as big a dutchess as GD.
Click here to find out.
Hope all your birthday wishes come true,
supercut cracKhouse
Gossip Gay
alice rabbit
THIS JUST IN: Another bday bash this past weekend for a certain SoTo Shy Guy was apparently so hopping it got shut down by a couple of angry RA's. Though their judicial notices have yet to be sent out, our own experiences tell us they'll most likely be sentenced to a few Informative Choices workshops which, although long and boring and a bit uncomfortable, are actually quite Informative. Let's face it. We could all use some help making better Choices.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Missed Connection on the J Train
Which NYU sophomore stud and infamous ladies' man was recently featured in the missed connections section of our fave NYU networking site, CraigsList?
Check it out below.
Hint: This Cliff Street bachelor had a brief romance with 3N shitshow BB Gun. Though this relationship was short-lived, it was definitely one of great passion (click here, item #7). But it looks like BB's got some competition. According to the craigslist posting, an anonymous girl quite impressed with his brooding good looks and satirical sense of humor became rather smitten with this dark-haired Romeo during an interaction at the Essex Station in Lower Manhattan. She might want to watch out. Rumored kisses between him and Pete Wentz have brought his sexuality into question. Still, we gotta give you credit for being so up front about your feelings, girl. We hope he gets in touch.
This one's for you,
supercut cracKhouse
alice rabbit
daisyandconfused
Check it out below.
Hint: This Cliff Street bachelor had a brief romance with 3N shitshow BB Gun. Though this relationship was short-lived, it was definitely one of great passion (click here, item #7). But it looks like BB's got some competition. According to the craigslist posting, an anonymous girl quite impressed with his brooding good looks and satirical sense of humor became rather smitten with this dark-haired Romeo during an interaction at the Essex Station in Lower Manhattan. She might want to watch out. Rumored kisses between him and Pete Wentz have brought his sexuality into question. Still, we gotta give you credit for being so up front about your feelings, girl. We hope he gets in touch.
This one's for you,
supercut cracKhouse
alice rabbit
daisyandconfused
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Out With the Old and IN With the New
Congratulations to the winner of the last poll, What’s your Third North fantasy?: Orgy in the courtyard! Since it seems you’ve all got sex on the brain, check out the new poll! We hope you think it’s hot. It seems like everyone’s been getting hot and heavy. Is it the nice weather? The alignment of the stars? Or perhaps it’s merely chance?
In the heat of the night, one Jersey JAP Petite-neck, representing (or not) the Fash Floor, took charge of her own sexual destiny for the first time. With the help of a no-name SoTo boy her experience was payneless, but I wouldn’t want to top my sundae with that cherry.
But before every new beginning, something must end... Sadly, we regret to inform you of the tragic loss of the Cove. A raid by the po left this joint cold, even in the rising heat. R.I.P. B.C.
Don’t put another dollar in the jukebox for “Closing Time” yet, though. Watch for other doors opening to good times, particularly back doors. Pete Wentz was recently redeflowered, this time the tables having been turned and the positions, too. Girlyman Po-sweety did the honors here, reminding us that we can all go on getting it on without our fav spot that swarmed with singles.
Bottoms up,
alice rabbit
DAISYandconfused
supercut cracKhouse
In the heat of the night, one Jersey JAP Petite-neck, representing (or not) the Fash Floor, took charge of her own sexual destiny for the first time. With the help of a no-name SoTo boy her experience was payneless, but I wouldn’t want to top my sundae with that cherry.
But before every new beginning, something must end... Sadly, we regret to inform you of the tragic loss of the Cove. A raid by the po left this joint cold, even in the rising heat. R.I.P. B.C.
Don’t put another dollar in the jukebox for “Closing Time” yet, though. Watch for other doors opening to good times, particularly back doors. Pete Wentz was recently redeflowered, this time the tables having been turned and the positions, too. Girlyman Po-sweety did the honors here, reminding us that we can all go on getting it on without our fav spot that swarmed with singles.
Bottoms up,
alice rabbit
DAISYandconfused
supercut cracKhouse
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Brittany Bombshell
A certain "A&F NYU Freshman in Brittany" is looking for someone to spend his nights with. This Brittany Bombshell posted an ad on the infamous CraigsList on March 19th stating that he was "looking to get together." And luckily for most of you readers of the GD (the gay ones anyway), he is only interested in NYU guys.
Though we fully support his search for a good time, it MUST be pointed out that Mr. Brittany did not follow most of the internet safety rules taught to us as children. On the ad, this digital dater includes his age, location, AND name. Three big no-no's... So if you run into our Brittany boy, let him know to be more careful about what information he puts online. You never know who might get a hold of it.
P.S. Hot bod, you Brittany babe you.
Wrap Your Tool,
DSL
Though we fully support his search for a good time, it MUST be pointed out that Mr. Brittany did not follow most of the internet safety rules taught to us as children. On the ad, this digital dater includes his age, location, AND name. Three big no-no's... So if you run into our Brittany boy, let him know to be more careful about what information he puts online. You never know who might get a hold of it.
P.S. Hot bod, you Brittany babe you.
Wrap Your Tool,
DSL
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