SAD Looking for Love

One blonde vixen in the East Tower was seen leaving a room party with the suspected asexual diarist (SAD) tonight. She then refused to answer text messages questioning her whereabouts, according to a one source. Though there are suspicions of a possible late-night kanoodling session, this snow white beauty might not be his cup of tea. We have dug up a Craig's List Personal Ad that was most likely submitted by the sensative diarist.

READ HERE!!

Let's just say, he likes his women like he likes his coffee....



Wrap Your Tool,
DSL

On The Scene: The C-Yard

Spotted: Hipster Heartbreaker, KP, chatting with Dykey McDykerson about a certain suitmaker from the Far East. Is there love in the air? or war?

XOXO,
Gossip Gay


P.S. Nice bangs KP.

Maintanence Staff and Student In Interracial Relationship

A 3N resident of Asian descent is rumoured to be in a relationship with a maintenance staff member. This sexi mexi was smitten by the NYU freshman, formerly rumoured to be dating a certain Pete Wentz look alike. The two were spotted doing the old-in-out in the second floor trash room. Will this finally convince Pete to come out of the closet?

Love and Kisses,
The Grape Dutchess

Missing Items Found in C3 Study Lounge?

This morning, in the early pre-dawn hours in New York, NY, in the little-known-about Study Lounge on floor C3 of Third Avenue North, a series of items recently believed stolen were found stuffed in between two oddly-stained couch cushions. The items disappeared from the East Tower around one week ago, and have been dearly missed.

"I'm pissed," says one crazy bitch who's 100-dollar bill was taken from her many nights ago.
"I'm pissed," says another crazy bastard about a hat he lost in someone's pillows recently.




These two items, along with several others, were found this morning on C3. Third North security officers and janitorial staff members have no leads in the investigation, but according to inside source DBgirl, who apparently has a close and personal relationship with one particular janitor, the investigation is underway and the criminal will soon be caught.
we keep you updated.
reporting live from new york new york, zip code 10003,

peace,

supercut cracKhouse.

Throw Down!

Spotted: Angry dyke blowing a gasket at personal assistant. Reason? Cold coffee, Late Sandwich. Rumour has it that asexual diarist responsible for the delay. Apparently, he took a detour on St. Marks for a new tool to satisfy his drug induced stupor. Is there truth in these allegations? Only time will tell.



XOXO,
Gossip Gay

Blind (Lesbian?) Item

I guess now that Zac is offic. out of the closet, many others will follow suit! Starting with unidentified Third North hottie with a new butch haircut. This c-yard frequenter chopped 7+ inches off of her trademark mane. Could these dykey locks be an indicator of a love for clam licking? She sure hasn't been spotted with a male of the straight persuasion in quite some time...Then again who has? This is NYU afterall!

Please alert us of any spottings of c-yard hottay with any flannel wearing carpet munchers!

XOXO,
The Grape Dutchess

Zac Efron Confirms Love For Texting, Penis

NYU erupted with joy today after Zefron confirmed his (blatant) homosexuality via a series of text messages photographed from a BlackBerry belonging to a source close to the homo himself. However, that is not all that was revealed by these scandalous pics! According to the messages, Vanessa Hudgens is also with child...not Zac's obviously, due to the fact he can't get it up for her [Baby] V.

PICS WILL BE POSTED SOON.

Hugz N Luv,
The Grape Dutchess