Missing Items Found in C3 Study Lounge?

This morning, in the early pre-dawn hours in New York, NY, in the little-known-about Study Lounge on floor C3 of Third Avenue North, a series of items recently believed stolen were found stuffed in between two oddly-stained couch cushions. The items disappeared from the East Tower around one week ago, and have been dearly missed.

"I'm pissed," says one crazy bitch who's 100-dollar bill was taken from her many nights ago.
"I'm pissed," says another crazy bastard about a hat he lost in someone's pillows recently.




These two items, along with several others, were found this morning on C3. Third North security officers and janitorial staff members have no leads in the investigation, but according to inside source DBgirl, who apparently has a close and personal relationship with one particular janitor, the investigation is underway and the criminal will soon be caught.
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reporting live from new york new york, zip code 10003,

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