Bitches and Birthday Bash Blunts

SPOTTED:

earlier tonight, a certain mark-ruffalo-look-alike was seen being pulled across the courtyard from the north tower where he resides to some unknown location in the east tower. two girls led the way, shouting out navigational commands: tall blonde had his left arm, shorter, rounder brunette had his right. he was wearing merely a sweater with undershirt and looked like he had slipped on a pair of slip-ons, without even the time to put on a pair of socks. there was a fake burberry scarf, which looked like it was made out of felt, wrapped around his head to prevent this mark-ruffalo-look-alike from determining his final destination, which was clearly supposed to remain mysterious to the rumored birthday boy.

the three were spotted later smoking a usual cigarette in the courtyard. if the cause of all these shananigans was the celebration of mark-ruffalo-look-alike's nineteenth birthday, well, you can now legally drink in parts of canadia, mark ruffalo. we shall now refer to the look-alike as "mark ruffalo".

happy birthday dear mark ruffalo

these bitches is crazy.

<3 alice rabbit

P.S.

mark ruffalo is famed for his role in "thirteen going on thirty" as jennifer garner's character's best friend/lover. he should have gotten an award for his performance in that ever-so-moving flick.