We began this column with the intention of having fun. That is all. Anyone who does not realize that some (aka all) of these stories are exaggerated, falsified, etc. should note that we have no intention to present ourselves as a legitimate news source. Stories involving rule breaking (especially those involving student/staff relationships) are very unfortunately untrue. (As if that girl could ever snag hot janitors numbers 1-3). This blog does also not exist to slander, defame, etc. any individuals mentioned within the posts. It is purely for entertainment purposes--we're not CNN for Christ's sake! Think of us more as Fox News...
XOXO,
The Onion of Third North a.k.a. Grape Dutchess & Co.
P.S. Stories about Zac Efron are true, as you probably know. Vanessa Hudgens, please stop sending us hate mail because we're doing this for your own good, girl.
P.P.S. Jamie Lynn, though you are a whore, you are still doing a lot better than Brit Brit. Keep up the good work.
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