Our lovable suspected asexual diarist may not be so asexual after all... It has been reported that this diarist recently hooked up with a certain Texan Cowgirl. Over the previous weekend, this droopy-eyed writer spent an entire night with the Cowgirl - a night filled with stolen glances, hinting nudges, and the sweet smell of Mary Jane in the air. The night came to a climax when our lethargic hero took a chance and made his move. According to our source, bodies were pushed against the wall, lips touched, limbs entertwined, he was masculine, she was fourceful, and sparks flew. It is questionable whether or not he fell asleep for a period of time during the hook-up (which would not come as a suprise), but we do know that he celebrated his achievement with a nice long sleep. I do hope the Cowgirl enjoyed her ride.
So goodbye "suspected asexual diarist" and hello "very heterosexual man of the hour."
...However, we do have some evidence to show that he may be able to reproduce by splitting.
Wrap Your Tool,
DSL
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For some people, the first thing they do in the morning is go to the bathroom. As for me, I'm a little different; (and that's not because I'm sporting the limited edition D.I.Y Fendi clutch)I like to hop on to my Macbook Pro and see what The Grape Dutchess (or should I say, Dutchesses) have to say. You provide interesting insight and a fresh outlook to the whole "college experience" thing. I hope the fact that we're on break stop you from updating me with the scandalous happenings at Third North.
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