No Homo, No ID

A little over a week ago, a new swipe-in swipe-out system was installed in every dorm (including Third Avenue North) at New York University and the effects of this ultra-tight security system have proved devastating for those with no ID. Spotted conversing softly with guards last Tuesday: loudly dressed and infamous Third-Norther Bini-Kix Sen. This renowned writer, freestyler, and fashion icon known most for his color-matching skills apparently was without ID and so was forced to explain to the security desk why he could not swipe in or swipe out. Reason for NO-ID: unknown. Punishment: could've been bad. But thanks to a close and personal relationship with certain Russian guards, Bini-Kix was able to walk free.
Mr. Sen is not the only one having trouble with this new swipe system. Long-haired MK idolizer, BB Gun was seen trying to sneak out of the 12th street entrance without her ID card. This blunt-rolling, hippie-loving diva, knowing for wearing head-to-toe American Apparel and see-through tights with no pants, was spotted being chastised by angry guards a week ago for not having her ID. Though she has since relocated it, BB was apparently humiliated by this scene at the 12th street entrance and now vows to never be without her ID card.

Coincidentally, losing their IDs is not the only thing these two infamous 3rdNorthers have in common. Rumor has it, they also spent an entire night together a few weeks ago, hanging out all over Third North. Sources say the two were spotted canoodling in front of the East Tower, splitting a cig on a courtyard bench, and eventually entering the SoTo elevators (where BB lives). While the accuracy of these allegations is still being checked, several eyewitnesses have already testified that these two crazies have indeed spent quite a lot of time together over the past month. Could it be love? Is it just friendship? Or could it be merely a shared love of skiing... ahem. Don't worry. Looking into it. Haaard.

Love always,
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