December, known for its abundance of holiday cheer, may have a new reputation with the large amount of V-Card swipings that occurred this month. Two 3N residents may have earned themselves spots on the naughty list with their shocking losses of innocence. Grape Dutchess favorite, the Pete Wentz look-alike, and a previously prim and proper young lady, were swiped by another 3N resident and a deathly thin NYU sophomore, respectively. These recent events suggest that the respectable young lady might not be the lady we thought she was, while that Pete Wentz look-alike is, in fact, the homo that we thought he was!
Ho Ho Ho!
XOXO,
The Grape Dutchess
THIS JUST IN:
A certain fair lady from the West Coast was also recently swiped by a special man from back home.
December, you whore of a month!
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Very funny... I can't wait to fuck you next.
It's ironic that I know more about the happenings of 3N than you do, Grape Dutchess. The real scandal isn't where our favorite pete wentz look alike had his V-card swiped by fellow math-lete 3Ner. It's where.
No place other than the NoTo second floor study lounge. How romantic.
Guess they were studying up on human anatomy.
xoxo
Courtyard Connoisseur
who is this west coasty?
Your story is a little fuzzy....
Perhaps, you had better check your sources a little closer next time. Its seems that the story regarding the fair lady, you have pegged as whore, is complete bullshit.
Well, as a first-hand witness to the event I can assure you it is not bullshit in the least, though I'm not sure I appreciate the "whore" label, thank you very much.
WHAT I NEVER WROTE THAT LAST COMMENT AND I KNOW IM THE FAIR LADY Ahhhhh
...obviously you're not
I'd like to bring attention to the fact that no one called the fair lady a whore. The "whore" being referred to is the month of December. You people need to read more in depth.
or, speak more english, watch less tv, and find glamour in places other than a freshman dormitory.
amen bitches.
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