After leaving the Third North dormitory to return home for winter break, something seemed to missing from my life. Besides having no classes, my daily routine was the same- and then I realized what was missing was the gaggle of loud-mouthed students who paraded around the dorm flaunting their affinity for wine and nose candy. The "courtyard crew", as they have so aptly named themselves, can be seen any time any day and it is a guarantee that they are in an altered state of mind. That's all fine, hey it's college and people are going to party. But Jesus I'm sick of hearing those loud-mouthed bitches talk about how much drugs they use. Some quotes I've collected over the weeks include:
"I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor."
"Ugh, I love a post-line cigarette."
"We're such coke heads...omg I love it."
I'm not asking for these people to stop whatever it is they're doing, I just don't want to hear about it anymore. No one thinks you're cool because you do drugs and party every night of the week-so stop trying so hard it's really unbecoming.
Merry mutha-fucking Christmas,
Dat Smoker Bitch
and p.s. big ups to my home girl J-L Spears, she know where it's at. And don't worry if her baby loses it's pacifier it's okay she got 3 more, and her baby is going to dress in designer clothes, and she can't afford them it's okay she'll just stel em.
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6 comments:
excuse me dat smoker bitch.... some of us have an affinity for green foliage...
also, where the hell did the last stpry go? is some one doubting their sources??? hm..
green foliage, white powder, little magic bits of paper...'tis all good as far as i'm concerned.
you all disgust me
well you disgust me, whore.
why all the negativity? it's the holidays...everyone needs to cheer up a little!
"Fuck Jesus! Fuck Christmas!"
-some wino on the 6 train who then proceeded to light a cigarette in a closed subway car.
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