Summer Shit Show 08 Here We Come

The year has come to an end. There were some good times, some bad times, and LOTS of shit shows, but in the end it was all worth it. So goodbye Third North and all. It was fun being the object of all your love/hate.
So have an amazing summer knowing that all your "wtf did I do last night" moments won't end up in the GD...but make sure to save some of that hot mess for next year.

Peace, Love, and lots of Booze,

The Grape Dutchess & Co.

The Goon Squad Gets off Easy

Today a Judge decided the fate of Third North's gaggle of goons (along with one Brittany gay) in regards to their fake ID court summons. Each was slapped with a minor fine and learned an important lesson about crime in New York: You can totally get away with this shit!

This crew seems to be into pushing their limits, including heavy drinking on a Sunday. Two ambiguously Asian crew members and a heartbreaking nerd were seen stumbling home from a Soho loft party to their respective dorms at around four Monday morning. Two c-yard staples who remained south of Houston decided to continue their school night shitshow by picking up some boys. Both the MK idolizer and the lesbionic party girl woke up on Monday next to male party-goers. Both were also unsure of the previous nights events, as well as the names of their hook-ups. Way to keep it classy, ladies.

Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess

Happy Birthday Baby

This past week, two of our very own hottest and hippest Third Northers celebrated their 19th birthdays and in true 3N fashion, partied like rock stars all week long. First came JO, the droopy-eyed lanky-limbed music man from LA, who celebrated his bday last Tuesday with a nice dinner at a hip 2nd avenue Indian restaurant. Among the many friends that attended were JO's current love interest (an unidentified freshwoman) and also his ex-gf from out of town. Apparently, there was a bit of an obvious rift between the two chicas the entire time, creating somewhat of an awkward situation for JO. No shocker here though. This lady-loving scenester must be used to it by now after all his womanizing. In fact, he was recently confronted by yet another girl, a SoTo brunette and female friend of his who proclaimed him as her secret crush. Rumor has it she was crushed when he insisted they stay just friends.



Two days later came the birthday of our fave EaTo diva and blonde banged fashionista. This hot Gall scholar celebrated by boozing and cruising all afternoon (and skipping out on classes) then hitting up the hot drag queen club Lips where she danced the night away. The celebration continued with a day-long party at Central Park on Saturday where several of her close friends gathered for some innocent outdoors partying and, as we've heard, lots of drinking, blazing, pinata-ing, and Red Rover. Happy birthday girl. Sounds like fun.

Speaking of bdays, here's some random celebrity trivia: Which bootyshaking celeb shares her birthday with our very own (aforementioned) Fash Floor blondie? Hint: she's almost as big a dutchess as GD.

Click here to find out.

Hope all your birthday wishes come true,
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Gossip Gay
alice rabbit

THIS JUST IN: Another bday bash this past weekend for a certain SoTo Shy Guy was apparently so hopping it got shut down by a couple of angry RA's. Though their judicial notices have yet to be sent out, our own experiences tell us they'll most likely be sentenced to a few Informative Choices workshops which, although long and boring and a bit uncomfortable, are actually quite Informative. Let's face it. We could all use some help making better Choices.

Missed Connection on the J Train

Which NYU sophomore stud and infamous ladies' man was recently featured in the missed connections section of our fave NYU networking site, CraigsList?

Check it out below.


Hint: This Cliff Street bachelor had a brief romance with 3N shitshow BB Gun. Though this relationship was short-lived, it was definitely one of great passion (click here, item #7). But it looks like BB's got some competition. According to the craigslist posting, an anonymous girl quite impressed with his brooding good looks and satirical sense of humor became rather smitten with this dark-haired Romeo during an interaction at the Essex Station in Lower Manhattan. She might want to watch out. Rumored kisses between him and Pete Wentz have brought his sexuality into question. Still, we gotta give you credit for being so up front about your feelings, girl. We hope he gets in touch.

This one's for you,
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alice rabbit
daisyandconfused

Out With the Old and IN With the New

Congratulations to the winner of the last poll, What’s your Third North fantasy?: Orgy in the courtyard! Since it seems you’ve all got sex on the brain, check out the new poll! We hope you think it’s hot. It seems like everyone’s been getting hot and heavy. Is it the nice weather? The alignment of the stars? Or perhaps it’s merely chance?

In the heat of the night, one Jersey JAP Petite-neck, representing (or not) the Fash Floor, took charge of her own sexual destiny for the first time. With the help of a no-name SoTo boy her experience was payneless, but I wouldn’t want to top my sundae with that cherry.

But before every new beginning, something must end... Sadly, we regret to inform you of the tragic loss of the Cove. A raid by the po left this joint cold, even in the rising heat. R.I.P. B.C.

Don’t put another dollar in the jukebox for “Closing Time” yet, though. Watch for other doors opening to good times, particularly back doors. Pete Wentz was recently redeflowered, this time the tables having been turned and the positions, too. Girlyman Po-sweety did the honors here, reminding us that we can all go on getting it on without our fav spot that swarmed with singles.



Bottoms up,
alice rabbit
DAISYandconfused
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Goodness Grapeness

Tough decision...



Shouldn't those be pointing in the same direction?

Brittany Bombshell

A certain "A&F NYU Freshman in Brittany" is looking for someone to spend his nights with. This Brittany Bombshell posted an ad on the infamous CraigsList on March 19th stating that he was "looking to get together." And luckily for most of you readers of the GD (the gay ones anyway), he is only interested in NYU guys.



Though we fully support his search for a good time, it MUST be pointed out that Mr. Brittany did not follow most of the internet safety rules taught to us as children. On the ad, this digital dater includes his age, location, AND name. Three big no-no's... So if you run into our Brittany boy, let him know to be more careful about what information he puts online. You never know who might get a hold of it.

P.S. Hot bod, you Brittany babe you.

Wrap Your Tool,
DSL

New Couple Alert?

After weeks of platonic hanging out and casual flirtation, two of our fave Third North residents have finally gotten together. NoTo Cali-born curly-haired smiley face and the one and only asexual diarist were spotted late Thursday night at the Cove macking pretty hard on each other. What started as some innocent drunken dirty dancing quickly turned steamy when the SoTo diarist grabbed the LA hipster and planted a kiss right on her booze coated lips. Their lips didn't part much throughout the rest of the night, except for a few minutes to order burritos at Cosmic Cantina post-Cove. Could it be love for these two 3N blondies? Or could his asexuality prove devastating to their tryst?

Thank godness they have a shared interest in green, if you know what I mean (which I'm pretty sure you do).

all's fair in love and drunken lust,
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Midterm Update

Pete Wentz look-alike is bisexual and he wants the world to know! In case you somehow forgot about his shocking (and somewhat inconceivable) admission that he digs guys and girls, Pete was seen working his game on a pint-sized Brittany babe this week. According to close sources, Pete was overheard propositioning her, while clearly lurking inside her personal bubble. "If you ever need a boyfriend, I'm here for you" he said, as he led her into increasingly pervy conversation. Unfortunately for our manly, manly, man, this pot-loving pixie already might have a relationship going on--with a girl! Atleast that's the impression we got when Pete asked if she had had sex with her East Tower girl friend (or girlfriend?).

Anyone find a backpack filled with some funky fungi? (No, this backpack did not contain lettuce from the Courtyard Cafe--we mean something more along the lines of a psychedelic treat). Well, some security guards did! Don't worry though, the owner of this backpack, who was none other than the blonde Brittany bro of questionable sexuality, was spared of any official retribution (wish we could have said the same about the recently evicted 3N candy king). The contents of the backpack, however, were not saved. If you're dying for some of that psilocybin due to the shortage of psychedelics around here, you can try searching through the trash--maybe the hot janitor (HOOK ME UPPPP) will help you!

Enjoy your spring break, and for those of you still on campus, give us the goss! thegrapedutchess@gmail.com

Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess

My Fourplay Fantasy

On Sunday afternoon Pete Wentz made dreams come true with his acting debut in a small off-broadway production entitled Fourplay in the Grand Kimmel Theatre. The play itself was a charming and playful tale. However things quickly turned steamy and seductive from all the chemistry between Wentz and his blonde starlet co-star (no, not you NV). It was so HOTT it was hard to sit still. And it seems his on-stage girlfriend is in fact also his off-stage love interest. Looks like he's doing a good job of embracing his new found multi-sexuality. Bravo.

Encore.



Yours Truly.

My So-Called Life

There's been some buzz about us lately, and frankly, we're flattered. Unfortunately, today, nothing we can write will top the news of NY Governor Eliot Spitzer's involvement in a prostitution ring scandal. Sorry, but to hold you over until something as juicy as this comes along, we've got a few blind items to share.

HOOKED Friday night: Party animal turned smitten kitten? Seen canoodling in the courtyard our fave blonde banged bombshell and an unknown asian sensation. Looks like love... could her party days be over? Another blonde getting her mack on this weekend: our fave West Coast hipster hottie. This smokin' diva was seen following a certain brunette charmer into his NoTo residence this past weekend. Seems Harry's not the only Potter who can cast a love spell. We're jeal, girl. Guess blondes really do have more fun.

SHELLSHOCKED Friday night: Around 5 am, in the dark trenches of the shadowed hallways of the South Tower, two bruised bedheaded star-crossed lovers stood shaken and uncomfortable after what looked like a rough, rough fight... I mean, night. This pair of perfect-for-each-other chilled out kids (he's into music, she's into dance) is rarely seen out and about after bedtime, but this past weekend brought these cuties out of bed and into the light of the elevator bay. Reason for disagreement: unknown. Fortunately, since then they've kissed and made up. Don't scare us like that again.

SPOTTED Saturday: A few Courtyard Crew gals hanging in the courtyard, dressed head to toe in nineties grunge gear. We're talking angst: flannel button downs, heavy Docs, mismatch prints, leopard jackets, and of course sweatshirts tied around the waist. Rumor has it they were dressed for a nineties power hour party in the SoTo. We could hear those vintage jams from miles away.

WASTED Saturday night: LA DJ diva and hilarious hipster C-Weezy boozing and cruising at local hangout Cosmic Cantina. Though these pretty ladies seemed plenty intoxicated, they were seen post-burrito sipping gin and juices, dancing at the Cove. Also seen at the Cantina, our fave Free City party girl, jumbo margarita in hand. Our advice: take it slow girl- when the drink is bigger than you are, you know you're handing out free tickets to a shitshow.

CRAZY always: Lately it seems like someone has taken the place of our fave skinny kixin' resident crazyhead (who has recently gone green, to our delight). And it's a she! This hot artsy chica has taken up where Bini-Kix left off: crazying in the courtyard, relaxing in the dining hall, always with tight skinny jeans and baller sunglasses at night. Are we seeing double? At least two crazies are better than one...



ah, we were merely freshmen,
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DAISYandconfused <3

PS- Farewell to our peace-loving happy hippie friend. After saying some tearful goodbyes at the 3N dining hall Thursday night, this tiedyed nice guy packed his bags and left Third North to go back home out West. We miss you already.

Where is the Peace and Love?

THIS JUST IN: Our resident self-proclaimed hippie-raver is moving out of Third North to take up a new residency in UHall. He was seen rolling a cartfull of his belongings (probably multi-colored dyes and beads) out the 11th street entrance.
It is clear that the hippie's departure is one dealing with his business of selling certain products (and no not the tie-dye shirts). Though he has not been dismissed from NYU, he has been talking about leaving. However, if he does withdraw from the school, he does plan on staying in the city.

So if you were lucky enough to get his number, don't worry. He'll still be in town for you to buy..."t-shirts" from.

In rememberance of our beloved hippie raver, peace and love to all.

Wrap Your Tool,
DSL

Watch Yourself Kids, You Might Get Hurt

Apparently Alphabet City isn't the only place to avoid at night, as earlier this week a fight broke out between two Third North residents right in this very building. The 7th floor of the South Tower is known for it's ever present smell of green and lack of drama, however on this night something was different. A certain double-x, a-hole, Gallatin work-a-holic and our new Hayden reject exchanged blows after certain words were exchanged--xx swung first, a (ron) fought back. What exactly was said is unsure, but we think it might have something to do with a certain Santa Barbara lady friend who's been spotted frequently in the courtyard canoodling with the new guy. Both boys seem to be recovering fast, but not without a little punishment to worsen the blow as their RA known for stock[ing] well came questioning as soon as he got word of the story. And apparently this isn't the first spat xx has gotten into-passive aggressiveness his weapon of choice. Let's all hope he doesn't read this.

Also seen injured around the dorm is a certain Fash Fl. diva and another stick thin skater hobbling about on wooden canes, both with injuries to the knee. Rough foreplay, new fashion trend, or freak accident...take your pick. And yet another injured third norther can be spotted walking on crutches after being hit by a taxi, yet we're amazed that she still manages to ski with her not old school bf from LA.

So kiddies, be careful out there and try not to trip on your new lace up boots.

Here's to March,
Dat Smoker Bitch

E! True Hollywood Story: My 15 Minutes of Fame

After the snoozefest that was this year's star-less Oscar ceremony, we had a hankering for some juicy celeb goss. Lucky for us, we had to look no further than our very own NYU family. At a nearby off-campus party populated by numerous divas, the biggest diva of all turned out to be the former child star who has in the past been rumored to have seen "dead people." Apparently this ex-Oscar nominee lost all six of his senses when his ex-girlfriend showed up to the party uninvited. They launched into a heated argument which culminated in an explosive rant from our fave teen star, during which he was overheard screaming multiple obscenities including "Fuck You Cunt!" and "I will cut you up into little pieces." Was this just the booze talking? Or could this be another E! True Hollywood Story waiting to happen? At least if the doomed ex-girlfriend does end up kicking the bucket, he will still be able to communicate with her. What a crazy (M) night (Shyamalan).



In other celeb news, a certain SoTo hottie was seen basking in the sun of the spotlight this past weekend like a true famed diva. Our fave tall sleek-haired LA fashion-loving sweetheart was spotted at the hip Lower East Side club, The Annex, spinning tracks and dancing fly behind the DJ booth last Thursday night. Though she says she's no expert in the area of DJing, she sure made us jeal with her hot mixing skills. We also hear she's recently joined the ranks of the hottest hipster fashionistas in New York with a sweet new internship at Nylon Magazine. Way to go girl. Looks like you're on your way to stardom.

As for the rest of you commoners, don't fret. Your 15 minutes of fame are most likely just around the corner.

You Know You Love Me,
Gossip Gay
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The Grape Dutchess

From Quarks to Cosmos (and All the Crazies In Between)

Have you been feeling like one of your friends around 3N has been acting a little bit strange? Two NYU studs have revealed new sides to their ever-evolving sexual identities. It has been confirmed by the celeb look-alike himself, that Pete Wentz has developed a taste for women. Fourteen year old fans rejoice! In more plausible news, a Brittany Blondie has allegedly switched from straight to bi. Every gay boy in 3N rejoice! Don't get us wrong, we think he's pretty rad, but we thought he was a little limp wristed for a bro...

Perhaps these changes have something to do with the alignment of the heavenly bodies. Did you catch that lunar eclipse in the c-yard? The ten percent of the sky visible through our beloved towers provided a great view of the crimson glow. The night provided another view of sorts, that of those 3N residents who are dedicated to their courtyard experience. Not everyone came out to view the eclipse, however. The GD is sad to report the following courtyard crazies to be M.I.A.:
-3N's Skankiest Perrson
-Nocturnal EaTo Drug Fairy
-Broken Hearted Mark Ruffalo Look-Alike
-Ladies Fav Film Stud
-Pint-Sized Tatted Hustler
-West Coast Pixie Cut Peace Lover

As for those courtyard crazies we half-expected to disappear, you guys are troopers for sticking around through the tough times:
-Binikix (now more Indian than ever)
-Misguided Roommate-Conflicting Chonga (still addicted).




Smoke yourself silly head,
The Grape Dutchess
Alice Rabbit
DAISYandconfused
Gossip Gay

Housing Crisis?

Deposits are in. Mixed-sex housing deadlines have passed. Registration is certified. Nervous? Anxious? Find yourself unsure about where you're living next year? If this is you, dear reader (which rumor has it, it is), we've got the answer for you.

Look no further than Facebook's Marketplace. This feature allows other students in your NYU network to post their charming real estate offerings at rather affordable student prices. Why I, just the other day, searching for a cute place close to campus, came across an enticing ad.

$1,800 - AMAZING APT right on NYU CAMPUS!

I shouldn't. I daren't. It's just too good to be true. But, I clicked away.



Hmmmm, thought I, to myself. This place sounds pretty good. No... wait... pretty familiar?

8th and Mercer. Nice location.

Great bedroom (big enough for a queen sized bed, a desk, book-case, shelves, etc.)

Nice room.

About your roomate: Her name is --------, she is a sophomore at the New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts. Very nice, clean, quiet, respectful, fun. Serious student. Very easy to live with. To live here you should be: Clean, respectful, pleasant, calm, positive, with good housing background.

Wow. She sounds awful nice. Reasonable, too.

**If you are someone who is; Wild, Crazy, likes to party a lot, does drugs, smokes or drinks excessively, loves to entertain and have lots of friends over, this is NOT the place for you!

Sounds at lot like some of the people we know.

Wait. This situation sounds hella familiar. No. Could it be? Is this roommate-seeking anti-partying serious student dancer in fact the same crazy Russian who kicked our favorite Free City rebel out of her second attempt at housing after a few shameless nights of harmless partying?

I strongly advise against living here. If you're anything like us, your lifestyle won't be appreciated by your new roommate.

just looking out for you,
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PS- This just in: MISSING! Cartloads of Chanel makeup, maybe fifteen pounds in weight. Value: Priceless.

Spread the LoVE

goood morning sunshine, how've you been? seen anything interesting lately? heard anything juicy?
Tell us your tattleTales
and whiSper your Secrets
let us know who's been sinning lately, wherever they may be
cause we're going GLOBAL
grapedutchess@gmail.com

Send It In......neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of Night....

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DAISYandconfused<3


P.S. i hear global is the way to go, the chicest thing since LA Fashion Week...it seems our StarMag was correct, and after tons of Papirazzi, firestorms, and stints in the crazyHouse the Olsen Twins are fleeing to Paris. Au RevOir.

Quit Playing Games With My Heart

Behind the Music: The Artist Formerly Known as Nichze

Blond hair. Blue eyes. Dashing cool smile. These are the qualities that made the Artist Formerly Known as Nichze turn from local star to worldwide teen sensation over one winter break. This veritable Prince Charming (who has been mistaken for Jude Law) had over the past fall been witnessed dallying with many different 3N divos including our beloved Pete Wentz, infamous NoTo pretty boy, and even one divA: infamous partyer BB Gun. A real catch- blonde, charming, romantic- Nichze attracted many who thought him perfect potential boyfriend material. But then the winter came and with it brought an international vacation for Nichze where a kind and loving suitor turned him from sweet gentlemanly romantic intellectual to heartthrobin' heartbreakin' Samantha Jonesin' no settlin' down teen idol bachelor with buckets of confidence. A divo, in short.

Once returned to the USA, Nichze, in his newfound heartbreaker queenness, began trouncing socially from man to man, with no end in sight. He severed ties with his winter break Maharaja romancer and in spite of all the romantic pleas and gestures, has no plans to settle down any time soon. He has been seen gallavanting around town with many hot bachelors: hot n' spicy Wagner Pretty Boy; lean and lanky SoTo poet (btw... happy bday); even the betrothed Pete Wentz lookalike (though sources say they're just friends).

Will any of these boys be able to stop the unstoppable Artist Formely Known As Nichze? Or will his carefree heartbreaking ways seal his status as a bachelor forever?

love's a tricky business,
supercut cracKhouse

PS- Breaking News! Looks like Nichze's party ways finally got the better of him. At an NJ college visit late last night, sources say our Prince Charming drank himself into a blackout haze, disappeared from sight for an unspecified amount of time, then showed up passed out in the hallway in just his boxer briefs. Cute Calvin's Nichze, Maybe if you could settle down a bit, you'd do a better job of keeping your pants on.

Speakeasy: The Musical

Extra! Extra! READ ALLL ABOUT IT!!!

The gang arrived at their usual juice joint around 11 pm, looking for a night full of booze, brawls and bitches. They walked in to find the lady of the night...out of commission?? The password for entry was said to be "Happy Birthday", but for some of us it seems it didn't turn out so happy. After stumbling onto the street, unable to speak coherently, she was whisked away by the big guy himself towards an evening full of forced sobriety. Sorry, girl...hopefully your actual birthday will be the cat's meow, but you certainly gave us all the heebie-jeebies.

Also, a certain Aphrodite look alike was missing....again????? She met up with the gang after her Italian Stallion was finally "swiped out". As always, the date was sealed with a kiss. We hope his trip home didn't end in a DUI for driving under the influence...no, not in a car. You may have spotted him on his bicycle peddling across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Spotted at this same speakeasy was the Indian prince himself. One might say he was the bee's knees based on all the broads he was scoring. Many were anonymous (even to him), but there may be a keeper in this bunch. Aphrodite was on a roll after the Italian Stallion left, and couldn't help but take advantage of the spaced out skiier. They were spotted canoodling against walls the entire way home....guess they had a bit too much of the Cove's signature moonshine. The otherwise unresponsive Fall Out Boy star was revived only by sexual requests via Mount Olympus, which were happily carried out.

A blunt also made an appearance at the Cove...this was deeply appreciated by the green-loving Greek Goddess who quickly indulged. How appropriate.

In keeping with the night's Gatsby theme, Mrs. Buchanan herself was present, flanked by her tap-dancing beau. The happy couple couldn't be separated, even by one very determined fella. After the gangster tried to cop a feel, a gun was allegedly pulled followed by a forceful "Beat it!" from the Vaudeville-loving Tischie. The Thoroughly Modern Millies quickly lept into a speeding cab and returned to the safe haven of 3N.

We're gonna go cut a rug, talk to you cool cats later.

Cinderella of the North
MrsTambourineManQoGPaL

You Got Swiped.

New York, New York: a city of passion, crimes, and misdemeanors. At least for some of our very favorite 3N partygoers. This weekend got off to a particularly rocky start for six infamous 3Ners: SoTo blunt-rolling, scarf-wearing Rapunzel, pale-faced wino JAP from Dirty Jers, Pete Shitshow Wentz (in his hot espresso trench), Brittany's resident homo divo, SoTo celebutante-lookalike, and Northern Chestnut-Haired Princess. The six were spotted outside of the hot 21st Street club Porky's near midnight surrounded by four burly New York Policemen, 1 giant angry black bouncer, and a few of the club managers. From a distance, it was hard to discern exactly what was going on, but sources close to these outlaws gave us an inside scoop. It seems these danger-loving crazies attempted to enter, at approximately 11:30, the aforementioned nightclub Porky's. It seems the underage 3Ners, when asked to present proper identification, handed over false identifications-- and not even good ones. (It is later revealed that not all six of them presented their licenses. Last in Line Canadian Princess managed to sneak out in back. She has denied any involvement with the situation.) In response to this blatant law-breaking act, the angry bouncer pulled the group, now five, out on to the street where he pulled out a cellphone and dialed 9-1-1.

A blaring police car then screeched to the curb and encircling the kids, demanded proper identification. Slowly, and ashamed, they handed over their underage licences. After about a 20-minute wait in the cold evening air, the five were given back their cards along with an NYPD Summons for a court date in the spring. (Rumor has it, Northern Diva is suspected by her friends to have given sexual favors to the policemen in exchange for citizenship. She has once again denied any involvement.)

Later on in the night, in a bold attempt to drown themselves in their newfound miseries, the group gathered at their fave trendy dive bar for some harmless partying. Unfortunately for one of them, their night of run-ins with the law had not ended. Celebutante-Lookalike, in the style of Paris Hilton, had her cellphone (and wallet) swiped by an unknown thief. And to add to the tragedy, her important Summons was inside the wallet, which further complicated her sadness. There are no leads on the case, and the chances of return are very slim.

Well kids, you got swiped. Hard. First your ID's, then your personal belongings. Looks like you maybe you should work more on being reasonable and less on being shitshows.

Good Luck,
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MrsTambourineManQoGPaL

PS- Spotted: Italian Stallion leaving the East Tower residence of green-loving Greek diva Friday night looking... satisfied. Could it be that something (or someone) else was swiped that adventure-filled night? Or could an age gap lead to goodnights for this Tony and his Maria?

Who Remembers Junior High?

britney was hot. now 7 had just come out. everyday after school i ran home from the bus stop to watch trl/chat on aim. my mind was filled with utterly meaningless information and all i knew how to do was obsess. ill be honest, when there was nothing left to say about ourselves, my friends and i stooped to a regrettable low of talking the shittiest shit about people. that was fun. not. dont get me wrong, though, i had a good time. its just... that was over four years ago.

RUTHLESS COMMENTERS BEWARE!

the point of grape dutchess is not to create conflict within our beloved third north. we talk in such ways that are not supposed to be taken seriously. rather, we write what amuses us. if it does not amuse you, then stop fucking reading this shit. give it up. this isn't junior high anymore.

im late,
alice rabbit

p.s. bar/bat mitzvahs were the shit. best part about jr. high, undoubtedly.

3N Star Couple on Perez

Pete Wentz and his new boyf are so scandalous that even Perez Hilton wants a piece of the dish. Way to go Pete.





Happy Mardi Gras,
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Take Me to the Cove

The lack of posting lately may indicate that we have been running low on goss. Not so! Here's a few recent and juicy events..the GD has just been too busy indulging in the lusts of glamour at the Cove to find their way onto blogger!

1.Greek Goddess snags Italian Stallion: The self proclaimed "Queen of Green" was seen signing out a mystery visitor and sealing the date with a kiss.

2. After getting kicked out of housing, it seems our favorite free city free spirited ex-3N skiier has seen some light in the future. It seems the hot new residence and a cold new roommate have encouraged her to seek comfort in a series of unidentified boytoys:
a) A half asian key-bump afficianado
b) An American Apparel deep-V wearing ex-model
c) A South African Irish pub frequenter at least 20 years her senior

3, Rumored union between LA waif/fashionista and one fair-haired green-loving shy guy from the school of Non-Old. Though rumors remain unconfirmed, the two have been spotted all over the East Village and sources say the young gentleman has spent more than a few nights lodging in Third North.

4. For a time now, NoTo French lumberjack has been spending his nights with a fiery chic LA chick. According to a source, Lumberjack's roommate - Ex-Dreadlocked Garcon - has complained about having to hear the whisper of love from the West Coast couple in the middle of the night. Ear-plugs anyone?

5. Puppy for Sale!....Well maybe only in our dreams, but if you're looking for a fun time go to craigslist. We've only got positive feedback about this infamous match-making site from our fave latenight c-yard loving divas, and they've got a pet of their own. That's right, a sex slave. I know I want one.
Helpful Hint: Guys will submit to one-way video chats if you send pics...especially if they're of your hottie friends....See you soon, on the web;)

6. Brittany's resident JAP (and apparently ProjRunway's favorite designer) has been recently linked to a certain curly-haired divo from a nearby 3rd Avenue dorm, just a few blocks away. Though it seems these two got off to a rocky start, they have, in the recent present, been thrown together with passion. Rumor has it, after a crazy night in lower Manhattan playing beer games to hits from the nineties, the sophomore phenomenon and this Boston-born prep-school queen found themselves embracing in the heat of the night. Will things last for these two budding lovahs? Or will these homos be no mo?

7. Mile high club, anyone? SoTo's MK-idolizing, blunt-rolling diva killed her time on the 20-hour trans-atlantic flight in the company of a dark-haired sophmore with an impressive taste in 90's jams. Though this Cliff Street bachelor is rumored to have another Gal on his radar, we have faith that our very own 3N Indian princess will kindle his heart in the end...

8. Last but not least, seen recently together is our favorite new couple: the lovely Pete Wentz lookalike and his Zefron-esque Fairymount companion. The two have been spotted numerous times entering and exiting the Union Square subway station, always starry-eyed and loving. Inside sources say the pair spends most of their time chatting on the phone during deep late-night convos, debating spicily about politics and the future, and canoodling privately in Mr. Wentz's North Tower residence. Will this union last? Or will Pete's new Ledger-esque addictions prove fatal for this relationship?

Sitting in the den (the crack den that is),

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What's Golding On?!!!

Helllloooo lovahhhhs...I hope you all are doing well, sitting tight in your seats as the mass confusion and combat ensues on our comment board and I hate to be in such a mood, but I know we are all thinking the same thing: What the hell is golding on? It seems as though we have an admirer on our hands, doing some of the dirty work for us. So I guess bravo, Courtyard Connoisseur! You're witty and inspired info have caught my eye. But why so scared CC? Tell me your secrets, tell me your name...but make love not war. Until next time my dear...and who knows maybe I'll embrace the friend.

<3 Daisyandconfused


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NYU Student Suspected in Celeb's Mysterious Death

At 3:30 PM today, movie star and gay icon, Heath Ledger, was found dead in his Soho aparment. According to reports, he was surrounded by various bottles and pills, including some prescription malaria meds. with the name "Blatt, Rebecca" across the front. This NYU frosh and well-documented shit show has been M.I.A. since the incident, leading many to believe foul play was involved. Could this Long Island vixen be responsible for Heath's death? We'll update you as the situation develops.

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