Tuesday, January 22, 2008

NYU Student Suspected in Celeb's Mysterious Death

At 3:30 PM today, movie star and gay icon, Heath Ledger, was found dead in his Soho aparment. According to reports, he was surrounded by various bottles and pills, including some prescription malaria meds. with the name "Blatt, Rebecca" across the front. This NYU frosh and well-documented shit show has been M.I.A. since the incident, leading many to believe foul play was involved. Could this Long Island vixen be responsible for Heath's death? We'll update you as the situation develops.

xoxo
Gossip Gay

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

wwwwtttffff!!! ive seen that girl. wow. small word. rip mah cowboy.

Anonymous said...

i knew that jap was up to no good

Anonymous said...

you guys aren't that funny, stop trying so hard because you have no other friends and can only write about yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Y eVryone flippin' out?

Anonymous said...

if you hate it so much anonymous, why are you spending your time reading/commenting on it

Anonymous said...

i love the grape dutchess. its obviously just for fun, i dont think people need to take it so seriously. its a blog. no one even reads it. the only people that read it are the people who are in it and they love it and know it's just a joke. whateverrrrrr. just thoughts. bye.

Anonymous said...

Priyanka did it.

Anonymous said...

seriously though, you guys are such losers. all you do is hang out in the courtyard because you have nothing better to do. you are all wannabe posers, and it's sickening. you can sense it a mile away.

Anonymous said...

hey cunt. we actually don't hang out in the courtyard that much and you are a piece of shit. fuck you for judging people and fuck you for being a pretentious asshole.

Anonymous said...

but seriously who are you?

Anonymous said...

i love being a wanna be poser. it's the coolest type.

Anonymous said...

omg. i totally know who the grape dutchess and entourage is. its totally those TAG kids isnt it?

Anonymous said...

you have hit the nail on the head!

Anonymous said...

I just wish you would report some more on the scandalous happenings at Third North instead of focusing on celebritrash. Not one post about Pete Wentz's new boy toy or the pregnancy scare of SoTo's resident boozing bitch.

I know school's only been in sesh a week, but lets do try to keep up, shall we?

XOXO
CC

Anonymous said...

whos CC?

Anonymous said...

this blog has gone to shit.

Anonymous said...

presumably the Courtyard Connoisseur of previous comment posts?

Anonymous said...

your face has also gone to shit.
everyone is so quick to judge, very sad world we live in.

Anonymous said...

This just in, Grape Dutchess fans.

It seems as if this weekend another relationship bit the dust. East Tower space case Tishie who is named after a certain french appendix-less school girl said au revoir to her NoTo Floridian Frat Boy Beau.

The two claim the break was mutual, but sources say that the Sternie is still crunching the numbers trying to figure out what went wrong.

Ah, young love.

XOXO
CC

Anonymous said...

huh?