From Quarks to Cosmos (and All the Crazies In Between)

Have you been feeling like one of your friends around 3N has been acting a little bit strange? Two NYU studs have revealed new sides to their ever-evolving sexual identities. It has been confirmed by the celeb look-alike himself, that Pete Wentz has developed a taste for women. Fourteen year old fans rejoice! In more plausible news, a Brittany Blondie has allegedly switched from straight to bi. Every gay boy in 3N rejoice! Don't get us wrong, we think he's pretty rad, but we thought he was a little limp wristed for a bro...

Perhaps these changes have something to do with the alignment of the heavenly bodies. Did you catch that lunar eclipse in the c-yard? The ten percent of the sky visible through our beloved towers provided a great view of the crimson glow. The night provided another view of sorts, that of those 3N residents who are dedicated to their courtyard experience. Not everyone came out to view the eclipse, however. The GD is sad to report the following courtyard crazies to be M.I.A.:
-3N's Skankiest Perrson
-Nocturnal EaTo Drug Fairy
-Broken Hearted Mark Ruffalo Look-Alike
-Ladies Fav Film Stud
-Pint-Sized Tatted Hustler
-West Coast Pixie Cut Peace Lover

As for those courtyard crazies we half-expected to disappear, you guys are troopers for sticking around through the tough times:
-Binikix (now more Indian than ever)
-Misguided Roommate-Conflicting Chonga (still addicted).




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