Quit Playing Games With My Heart

Behind the Music: The Artist Formerly Known as Nichze

Blond hair. Blue eyes. Dashing cool smile. These are the qualities that made the Artist Formerly Known as Nichze turn from local star to worldwide teen sensation over one winter break. This veritable Prince Charming (who has been mistaken for Jude Law) had over the past fall been witnessed dallying with many different 3N divos including our beloved Pete Wentz, infamous NoTo pretty boy, and even one divA: infamous partyer BB Gun. A real catch- blonde, charming, romantic- Nichze attracted many who thought him perfect potential boyfriend material. But then the winter came and with it brought an international vacation for Nichze where a kind and loving suitor turned him from sweet gentlemanly romantic intellectual to heartthrobin' heartbreakin' Samantha Jonesin' no settlin' down teen idol bachelor with buckets of confidence. A divo, in short.

Once returned to the USA, Nichze, in his newfound heartbreaker queenness, began trouncing socially from man to man, with no end in sight. He severed ties with his winter break Maharaja romancer and in spite of all the romantic pleas and gestures, has no plans to settle down any time soon. He has been seen gallavanting around town with many hot bachelors: hot n' spicy Wagner Pretty Boy; lean and lanky SoTo poet (btw... happy bday); even the betrothed Pete Wentz lookalike (though sources say they're just friends).

Will any of these boys be able to stop the unstoppable Artist Formely Known As Nichze? Or will his carefree heartbreaking ways seal his status as a bachelor forever?

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PS- Breaking News! Looks like Nichze's party ways finally got the better of him. At an NJ college visit late last night, sources say our Prince Charming drank himself into a blackout haze, disappeared from sight for an unspecified amount of time, then showed up passed out in the hallway in just his boxer briefs. Cute Calvin's Nichze, Maybe if you could settle down a bit, you'd do a better job of keeping your pants on.