Speakeasy: The Musical

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The gang arrived at their usual juice joint around 11 pm, looking for a night full of booze, brawls and bitches. They walked in to find the lady of the night...out of commission?? The password for entry was said to be "Happy Birthday", but for some of us it seems it didn't turn out so happy. After stumbling onto the street, unable to speak coherently, she was whisked away by the big guy himself towards an evening full of forced sobriety. Sorry, girl...hopefully your actual birthday will be the cat's meow, but you certainly gave us all the heebie-jeebies.

Also, a certain Aphrodite look alike was missing....again????? She met up with the gang after her Italian Stallion was finally "swiped out". As always, the date was sealed with a kiss. We hope his trip home didn't end in a DUI for driving under the influence...no, not in a car. You may have spotted him on his bicycle peddling across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Spotted at this same speakeasy was the Indian prince himself. One might say he was the bee's knees based on all the broads he was scoring. Many were anonymous (even to him), but there may be a keeper in this bunch. Aphrodite was on a roll after the Italian Stallion left, and couldn't help but take advantage of the spaced out skiier. They were spotted canoodling against walls the entire way home....guess they had a bit too much of the Cove's signature moonshine. The otherwise unresponsive Fall Out Boy star was revived only by sexual requests via Mount Olympus, which were happily carried out.

A blunt also made an appearance at the Cove...this was deeply appreciated by the green-loving Greek Goddess who quickly indulged. How appropriate.

In keeping with the night's Gatsby theme, Mrs. Buchanan herself was present, flanked by her tap-dancing beau. The happy couple couldn't be separated, even by one very determined fella. After the gangster tried to cop a feel, a gun was allegedly pulled followed by a forceful "Beat it!" from the Vaudeville-loving Tischie. The Thoroughly Modern Millies quickly lept into a speeding cab and returned to the safe haven of 3N.

We're gonna go cut a rug, talk to you cool cats later.

Cinderella of the North
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