Missed Connection on the J Train

Which NYU sophomore stud and infamous ladies' man was recently featured in the missed connections section of our fave NYU networking site, CraigsList?

Check it out below.


Hint: This Cliff Street bachelor had a brief romance with 3N shitshow BB Gun. Though this relationship was short-lived, it was definitely one of great passion (click here, item #7). But it looks like BB's got some competition. According to the craigslist posting, an anonymous girl quite impressed with his brooding good looks and satirical sense of humor became rather smitten with this dark-haired Romeo during an interaction at the Essex Station in Lower Manhattan. She might want to watch out. Rumored kisses between him and Pete Wentz have brought his sexuality into question. Still, we gotta give you credit for being so up front about your feelings, girl. We hope he gets in touch.

This one's for you,
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daisyandconfused

Out With the Old and IN With the New

Congratulations to the winner of the last poll, What’s your Third North fantasy?: Orgy in the courtyard! Since it seems you’ve all got sex on the brain, check out the new poll! We hope you think it’s hot. It seems like everyone’s been getting hot and heavy. Is it the nice weather? The alignment of the stars? Or perhaps it’s merely chance?

In the heat of the night, one Jersey JAP Petite-neck, representing (or not) the Fash Floor, took charge of her own sexual destiny for the first time. With the help of a no-name SoTo boy her experience was payneless, but I wouldn’t want to top my sundae with that cherry.

But before every new beginning, something must end... Sadly, we regret to inform you of the tragic loss of the Cove. A raid by the po left this joint cold, even in the rising heat. R.I.P. B.C.

Don’t put another dollar in the jukebox for “Closing Time” yet, though. Watch for other doors opening to good times, particularly back doors. Pete Wentz was recently redeflowered, this time the tables having been turned and the positions, too. Girlyman Po-sweety did the honors here, reminding us that we can all go on getting it on without our fav spot that swarmed with singles.



Bottoms up,
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DAISYandconfused
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Goodness Grapeness

Tough decision...



Shouldn't those be pointing in the same direction?

Brittany Bombshell

A certain "A&F NYU Freshman in Brittany" is looking for someone to spend his nights with. This Brittany Bombshell posted an ad on the infamous CraigsList on March 19th stating that he was "looking to get together." And luckily for most of you readers of the GD (the gay ones anyway), he is only interested in NYU guys.



Though we fully support his search for a good time, it MUST be pointed out that Mr. Brittany did not follow most of the internet safety rules taught to us as children. On the ad, this digital dater includes his age, location, AND name. Three big no-no's... So if you run into our Brittany boy, let him know to be more careful about what information he puts online. You never know who might get a hold of it.

P.S. Hot bod, you Brittany babe you.

Wrap Your Tool,
DSL

New Couple Alert?

After weeks of platonic hanging out and casual flirtation, two of our fave Third North residents have finally gotten together. NoTo Cali-born curly-haired smiley face and the one and only asexual diarist were spotted late Thursday night at the Cove macking pretty hard on each other. What started as some innocent drunken dirty dancing quickly turned steamy when the SoTo diarist grabbed the LA hipster and planted a kiss right on her booze coated lips. Their lips didn't part much throughout the rest of the night, except for a few minutes to order burritos at Cosmic Cantina post-Cove. Could it be love for these two 3N blondies? Or could his asexuality prove devastating to their tryst?

Thank godness they have a shared interest in green, if you know what I mean (which I'm pretty sure you do).

all's fair in love and drunken lust,
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Midterm Update

Pete Wentz look-alike is bisexual and he wants the world to know! In case you somehow forgot about his shocking (and somewhat inconceivable) admission that he digs guys and girls, Pete was seen working his game on a pint-sized Brittany babe this week. According to close sources, Pete was overheard propositioning her, while clearly lurking inside her personal bubble. "If you ever need a boyfriend, I'm here for you" he said, as he led her into increasingly pervy conversation. Unfortunately for our manly, manly, man, this pot-loving pixie already might have a relationship going on--with a girl! Atleast that's the impression we got when Pete asked if she had had sex with her East Tower girl friend (or girlfriend?).

Anyone find a backpack filled with some funky fungi? (No, this backpack did not contain lettuce from the Courtyard Cafe--we mean something more along the lines of a psychedelic treat). Well, some security guards did! Don't worry though, the owner of this backpack, who was none other than the blonde Brittany bro of questionable sexuality, was spared of any official retribution (wish we could have said the same about the recently evicted 3N candy king). The contents of the backpack, however, were not saved. If you're dying for some of that psilocybin due to the shortage of psychedelics around here, you can try searching through the trash--maybe the hot janitor (HOOK ME UPPPP) will help you!

Enjoy your spring break, and for those of you still on campus, give us the goss! thegrapedutchess@gmail.com

Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess

My Fourplay Fantasy

On Sunday afternoon Pete Wentz made dreams come true with his acting debut in a small off-broadway production entitled Fourplay in the Grand Kimmel Theatre. The play itself was a charming and playful tale. However things quickly turned steamy and seductive from all the chemistry between Wentz and his blonde starlet co-star (no, not you NV). It was so HOTT it was hard to sit still. And it seems his on-stage girlfriend is in fact also his off-stage love interest. Looks like he's doing a good job of embracing his new found multi-sexuality. Bravo.

Encore.



Yours Truly.

My So-Called Life

There's been some buzz about us lately, and frankly, we're flattered. Unfortunately, today, nothing we can write will top the news of NY Governor Eliot Spitzer's involvement in a prostitution ring scandal. Sorry, but to hold you over until something as juicy as this comes along, we've got a few blind items to share.

HOOKED Friday night: Party animal turned smitten kitten? Seen canoodling in the courtyard our fave blonde banged bombshell and an unknown asian sensation. Looks like love... could her party days be over? Another blonde getting her mack on this weekend: our fave West Coast hipster hottie. This smokin' diva was seen following a certain brunette charmer into his NoTo residence this past weekend. Seems Harry's not the only Potter who can cast a love spell. We're jeal, girl. Guess blondes really do have more fun.

SHELLSHOCKED Friday night: Around 5 am, in the dark trenches of the shadowed hallways of the South Tower, two bruised bedheaded star-crossed lovers stood shaken and uncomfortable after what looked like a rough, rough fight... I mean, night. This pair of perfect-for-each-other chilled out kids (he's into music, she's into dance) is rarely seen out and about after bedtime, but this past weekend brought these cuties out of bed and into the light of the elevator bay. Reason for disagreement: unknown. Fortunately, since then they've kissed and made up. Don't scare us like that again.

SPOTTED Saturday: A few Courtyard Crew gals hanging in the courtyard, dressed head to toe in nineties grunge gear. We're talking angst: flannel button downs, heavy Docs, mismatch prints, leopard jackets, and of course sweatshirts tied around the waist. Rumor has it they were dressed for a nineties power hour party in the SoTo. We could hear those vintage jams from miles away.

WASTED Saturday night: LA DJ diva and hilarious hipster C-Weezy boozing and cruising at local hangout Cosmic Cantina. Though these pretty ladies seemed plenty intoxicated, they were seen post-burrito sipping gin and juices, dancing at the Cove. Also seen at the Cantina, our fave Free City party girl, jumbo margarita in hand. Our advice: take it slow girl- when the drink is bigger than you are, you know you're handing out free tickets to a shitshow.

CRAZY always: Lately it seems like someone has taken the place of our fave skinny kixin' resident crazyhead (who has recently gone green, to our delight). And it's a she! This hot artsy chica has taken up where Bini-Kix left off: crazying in the courtyard, relaxing in the dining hall, always with tight skinny jeans and baller sunglasses at night. Are we seeing double? At least two crazies are better than one...



ah, we were merely freshmen,
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PS- Farewell to our peace-loving happy hippie friend. After saying some tearful goodbyes at the 3N dining hall Thursday night, this tiedyed nice guy packed his bags and left Third North to go back home out West. We miss you already.

Where is the Peace and Love?

THIS JUST IN: Our resident self-proclaimed hippie-raver is moving out of Third North to take up a new residency in UHall. He was seen rolling a cartfull of his belongings (probably multi-colored dyes and beads) out the 11th street entrance.
It is clear that the hippie's departure is one dealing with his business of selling certain products (and no not the tie-dye shirts). Though he has not been dismissed from NYU, he has been talking about leaving. However, if he does withdraw from the school, he does plan on staying in the city.

So if you were lucky enough to get his number, don't worry. He'll still be in town for you to buy..."t-shirts" from.

In rememberance of our beloved hippie raver, peace and love to all.

Wrap Your Tool,
DSL

Watch Yourself Kids, You Might Get Hurt

Apparently Alphabet City isn't the only place to avoid at night, as earlier this week a fight broke out between two Third North residents right in this very building. The 7th floor of the South Tower is known for it's ever present smell of green and lack of drama, however on this night something was different. A certain double-x, a-hole, Gallatin work-a-holic and our new Hayden reject exchanged blows after certain words were exchanged--xx swung first, a (ron) fought back. What exactly was said is unsure, but we think it might have something to do with a certain Santa Barbara lady friend who's been spotted frequently in the courtyard canoodling with the new guy. Both boys seem to be recovering fast, but not without a little punishment to worsen the blow as their RA known for stock[ing] well came questioning as soon as he got word of the story. And apparently this isn't the first spat xx has gotten into-passive aggressiveness his weapon of choice. Let's all hope he doesn't read this.

Also seen injured around the dorm is a certain Fash Fl. diva and another stick thin skater hobbling about on wooden canes, both with injuries to the knee. Rough foreplay, new fashion trend, or freak accident...take your pick. And yet another injured third norther can be spotted walking on crutches after being hit by a taxi, yet we're amazed that she still manages to ski with her not old school bf from LA.

So kiddies, be careful out there and try not to trip on your new lace up boots.

Here's to March,
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