Sunday, March 16, 2008

New Couple Alert?

After weeks of platonic hanging out and casual flirtation, two of our fave Third North residents have finally gotten together. NoTo Cali-born curly-haired smiley face and the one and only asexual diarist were spotted late Thursday night at the Cove macking pretty hard on each other. What started as some innocent drunken dirty dancing quickly turned steamy when the SoTo diarist grabbed the LA hipster and planted a kiss right on her booze coated lips. Their lips didn't part much throughout the rest of the night, except for a few minutes to order burritos at Cosmic Cantina post-Cove. Could it be love for these two 3N blondies? Or could his asexuality prove devastating to their tryst?

Thank godness they have a shared interest in green, if you know what I mean (which I'm pretty sure you do).

all's fair in love and drunken lust,
supercut cracKhouse

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

who's the girl??

Anonymous said...

who are both of them???

Anonymous said...

i think the girl is charlotte from cali

Anonymous said...

whhha!!!???? charlotte and kyleee!???

Anonymous said...

holy shit, nice post

Anonymous said...

i thought charlotte lived in the north tower.

Anonymous said...

it says north tower

Anonymous said...

oops. used to say east tower.

Anonymous said...

blarneys cards now. tell me where to party, grape dutchess! what do i do without my cove?!

Anonymous said...

nice post. miss you supercut.
<3 AR

Anonymous said...

do they really card everyone? even popeye?

Anonymous said...

if they like you they don't card

Anonymous said...

that's NOT possible, charlotte and kyle? can anyone confirm this? grape dutchess please!!

Anonymous said...

the GD never lies, only reveals hidden truths...
s.c.

Anonymous said...

i saw them in the courtyard together ;)

Anonymous said...

lol GD need I remind you that you yourself posted a post saying that it is unwise to believe everything you say as a lot of it is made up and that you should not be viewed as a credited source....

you seem to be how do i put it delicatly... eating your words. enjoy.

Anonymous said...

alex golding?? dat be u? also, the comments are unofficial. silly.

Anonymous said...

whos alex golding

Anonymous said...

yes it is i
ok then s.c i correct u not gd

Anonymous said...

dubs t f is going on

Anonymous said...

where is the Cove?

Anonymous said...

the Cove is a magical place... on 14th

ps. get it charlotte

Anonymous said...

happy easter G Dutch!

The Grape Dutchess said...

Right back at ya, anonymous!

Anonymous said...

so now that the poll is over... does the winning fantasy come true or what? we should have a grape-dutchess-sponsored event. fo sho

Anonymous said...

suggested date for said event: 4/20/08

Anonymous said...

oh shit. slumber party in the courtyard 4/19-20?

wait. damn. we can't smoke weed in the c-yard.

that wasn't sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

GIVE ME NEW GOSS

Anonymous said...

yeah seriously. update frequently and consistently to keep your readers.