The Goon Squad Gets off Easy

Today a Judge decided the fate of Third North's gaggle of goons (along with one Brittany gay) in regards to their fake ID court summons. Each was slapped with a minor fine and learned an important lesson about crime in New York: You can totally get away with this shit!

This crew seems to be into pushing their limits, including heavy drinking on a Sunday. Two ambiguously Asian crew members and a heartbreaking nerd were seen stumbling home from a Soho loft party to their respective dorms at around four Monday morning. Two c-yard staples who remained south of Houston decided to continue their school night shitshow by picking up some boys. Both the MK idolizer and the lesbionic party girl woke up on Monday next to male party-goers. Both were also unsure of the previous nights events, as well as the names of their hook-ups. Way to keep it classy, ladies.

Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess

Happy Birthday Baby

This past week, two of our very own hottest and hippest Third Northers celebrated their 19th birthdays and in true 3N fashion, partied like rock stars all week long. First came JO, the droopy-eyed lanky-limbed music man from LA, who celebrated his bday last Tuesday with a nice dinner at a hip 2nd avenue Indian restaurant. Among the many friends that attended were JO's current love interest (an unidentified freshwoman) and also his ex-gf from out of town. Apparently, there was a bit of an obvious rift between the two chicas the entire time, creating somewhat of an awkward situation for JO. No shocker here though. This lady-loving scenester must be used to it by now after all his womanizing. In fact, he was recently confronted by yet another girl, a SoTo brunette and female friend of his who proclaimed him as her secret crush. Rumor has it she was crushed when he insisted they stay just friends.



Two days later came the birthday of our fave EaTo diva and blonde banged fashionista. This hot Gall scholar celebrated by boozing and cruising all afternoon (and skipping out on classes) then hitting up the hot drag queen club Lips where she danced the night away. The celebration continued with a day-long party at Central Park on Saturday where several of her close friends gathered for some innocent outdoors partying and, as we've heard, lots of drinking, blazing, pinata-ing, and Red Rover. Happy birthday girl. Sounds like fun.

Speaking of bdays, here's some random celebrity trivia: Which bootyshaking celeb shares her birthday with our very own (aforementioned) Fash Floor blondie? Hint: she's almost as big a dutchess as GD.

Click here to find out.

Hope all your birthday wishes come true,
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THIS JUST IN: Another bday bash this past weekend for a certain SoTo Shy Guy was apparently so hopping it got shut down by a couple of angry RA's. Though their judicial notices have yet to be sent out, our own experiences tell us they'll most likely be sentenced to a few Informative Choices workshops which, although long and boring and a bit uncomfortable, are actually quite Informative. Let's face it. We could all use some help making better Choices.