Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Goon Squad Gets off Easy

Today a Judge decided the fate of Third North's gaggle of goons (along with one Brittany gay) in regards to their fake ID court summons. Each was slapped with a minor fine and learned an important lesson about crime in New York: You can totally get away with this shit!

This crew seems to be into pushing their limits, including heavy drinking on a Sunday. Two ambiguously Asian crew members and a heartbreaking nerd were seen stumbling home from a Soho loft party to their respective dorms at around four Monday morning. Two c-yard staples who remained south of Houston decided to continue their school night shitshow by picking up some boys. Both the MK idolizer and the lesbionic party girl woke up on Monday next to male party-goers. Both were also unsure of the previous nights events, as well as the names of their hook-ups. Way to keep it classy, ladies.

Love You Muchess,
The Grape Dutchess

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

To the girl who woke up in my bed at Alumni Hall:

Don't use your teeth next time.

Anonymous said...

ok this site used to be great but now its just about the fashion floor girls...im over it..get some new gossip

Anonymous said...

actually, no one in that last post lives on the fashion floor......

Anonymous said...

poop

Anonymous said...

You guys don't know a thing about what really happens at Third North. The stuff I know would put you to shame.

Anonymous said...

yeah grapedutchess actually never has any interesting gossip... they only say things that everyone already knows about and is pretty obvious, or talk about themselves and other things that no one really gives a shit about....
In my books grapedutchess is dead dead dead... they have absolutly nothnig news/gossip worthy.... not even anything half way entertaining

Anonymous said...

hahah someones really angry at life

Anonymous said...

sooo true kritsi ur great but honestly the other tagalongs from the fashion floor r just followers and we dont really care about their personal lives

Anonymous said...

what are you talking about? this site isn't for hating, so hate elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

i think its about that time for a new post

Anonymous said...

lol i think its about time you get a life.

Anonymous said...

some people are born classy.

Anonymous said...

new post!!!

Anonymous said...

GD should check their email. New goss was sent in.