Out With the Old and IN With the New

Congratulations to the winner of the last poll, What’s your Third North fantasy?: Orgy in the courtyard! Since it seems you’ve all got sex on the brain, check out the new poll! We hope you think it’s hot. It seems like everyone’s been getting hot and heavy. Is it the nice weather? The alignment of the stars? Or perhaps it’s merely chance?

In the heat of the night, one Jersey JAP Petite-neck, representing (or not) the Fash Floor, took charge of her own sexual destiny for the first time. With the help of a no-name SoTo boy her experience was payneless, but I wouldn’t want to top my sundae with that cherry.

But before every new beginning, something must end... Sadly, we regret to inform you of the tragic loss of the Cove. A raid by the po left this joint cold, even in the rising heat. R.I.P. B.C.

Don’t put another dollar in the jukebox for “Closing Time” yet, though. Watch for other doors opening to good times, particularly back doors. Pete Wentz was recently redeflowered, this time the tables having been turned and the positions, too. Girlyman Po-sweety did the honors here, reminding us that we can all go on getting it on without our fav spot that swarmed with singles.



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